Anonymous-0
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A young man applies for a job as a mechanic.
The Boss says. "Can you tip your head,roll your cap down your arm and pop it back on your head.?"
The young man is slightly confused by the question but nods.
"Can you play light sabres with your wrench and another man's screwdriver.?"
"Oh yes." says the young man enthusiastically.
"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the concrete,grab it,whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun.?"
"Sir, I have been doing that for years," says the wannabe mechanic,now clearly on a roll.
"Well in that case,I can't use you." the Boss says .
"I have 12 men doing those things already."
The Boss says. "Can you tip your head,roll your cap down your arm and pop it back on your head.?"
The young man is slightly confused by the question but nods.
"Can you play light sabres with your wrench and another man's screwdriver.?"
"Oh yes." says the young man enthusiastically.
"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the concrete,grab it,whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun.?"
"Sir, I have been doing that for years," says the wannabe mechanic,now clearly on a roll.
"Well in that case,I can't use you." the Boss says .
"I have 12 men doing those things already."