Funny??---If you are old like me!

Jiles

Well-known Member
An old man and woman were setting in a swing. Old man tells his wife that when he dies he wants her to get rid of all his tools, that he doesn't want some other A**H*** messing with his tools.
Old woman replies "What makes you think I would marry another A**H***???
 
jiles,

LOL.

Going to send this to my MIL... she'll be able to relate to his one - but will still be able to see the humor in it.
 
Man and wife talking,

Wife If I die before you, would you remary?

He I don't know, maybe.

W If you did would you let her wear my clothes, jewelery, and drive my sports car?

He No she cannot drive a stick shift.

And then the fight started!
 

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