notjustair
Well-known Member
My back is in a mess. I've got a herniated disk and arthritis on the wear plates so it's all going sooner rather than later. The last two surgeons I have seen told me they would only make it worse and come back when I am no longer mobile. Seriously. The last six weeks they have been doing shots in my spine to help. I've had 8 so far and four more a week or so from now. I'm fairly certain Dr Mengele is alive and well.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I go in for torture the young doctor tells me about needing to get Cadillac tractors because the bumping is ruining me. I'm in the wrong line of work, blah, blah. Each time I ask him if he's priced a "Cadillac" tractor lately - he could never afford a new machine. I did price a new seat and air ride pedestal for the worst offender - $1800. If I had that extra I'd replace the tires on the old truck, thank you! Oh, and no more jumping rope he says. He didn't mention fences.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I go in for torture the young doctor tells me about needing to get Cadillac tractors because the bumping is ruining me. I'm in the wrong line of work, blah, blah. Each time I ask him if he's priced a "Cadillac" tractor lately - he could never afford a new machine. I did price a new seat and air ride pedestal for the worst offender - $1800. If I had that extra I'd replace the tires on the old truck, thank you! Oh, and no more jumping rope he says. He didn't mention fences.