Sad note to today's funny

grandpa Love · Jun 6, 2017

My daughter ,who is 25 now ,told us when she was 11-12 years old and would come for weekend visits she would take my wife's toothbrush ,and mine, and scrub around in the toilet. Darn kid. What you don't know.......

kcm.MN · Jun 6, 2017

:shock:

greenmech · Jun 6, 2017

At least we didn't die from what the kids did to us. Ron Mn

JD Seller · Jun 6, 2017

Return the favor when you visit her house. LOL

jeffcat · Jun 6, 2017

She wants you to get new toothbrushes. Should get new soft one every month.

farmerwithmutt · Jun 7, 2017

She was willing to confess to that but what other crimes has she committed ?

centash · Jun 7, 2017

And your teeth are.....? Ben

Dick2 · Jun 7, 2017

Probably safer than eating out in a restaurant, according to my Oncologist.

Married2Allis · Jun 7, 2017

Did your wife have really bad breath back then?

Goose · Jun 7, 2017

Our daughter, now 40, had a Mustang convertible during her last two years of high school and first two years of college.

There is a rather curvy gravel road just south of town. She recently confessed that she used to relieve stress by giving the Mustang a workout on that road.

MARK ROBKE · Jun 7, 2017

I hope she was ashamed to admit that.Mark

1948CaseVAI · Jun 7, 2017

(quoted from post at 09:36:55 06/07/17) Our daughter, now 40, had a Mustang convertible during her last two years of high school and first two years of college.

There is a rather curvy gravel road just south of town. She recently confessed that she used to relieve stress by giving the Mustang a workout on that road.

My 35 year old daughter recently confessed that one weekend when she was 17 and borrowed my Grand Prix, she entered it at amateur night at a drag strip and won a trophy.

K Effective · Jun 7, 2017

One evening, washing up for supper after a hard day's work on the farm for a six-year old boy, I made sure to use the special hand-cleaning brush in the bathroom. Great size and shape for getting all the grease and dirt from under my fingernails. That's when I learned how Grandma brushed her dentures...

Pair-a-dice farm · Jun 8, 2017

(quoted from post at 22:50:39 06/06/17) My daughter ,who is 25 now ,told us when she was 11-12 years old and would come for weekend visits she would take my wife's toothbrush ,and mine, and scrub around in the toilet. Darn kid. What you don't know.......

And on the bright side.....she will one day pick out the nursing home where you will spend your last days :lol:

BarnyardEngineering · Jun 8, 2017

It's ridiculous these days how we're all programmed to get all skeeved out by a little bit of bacteria. What they don't tell you is that it's EVERYWHERE. You can't get away from it.

There's just as much toilet bacteria on your toothbrushes from sitting on the bathroom sink, as there would be if you used them to scrub out your toilet, and that's a fact. The bacteria gets everywhere when you flush, even with the lid down.

Your body is programmed to defend against it. After all, it was inside you not that long ago. Continuous low levels of exposure to it is necessary to maintain resistance to it. Keep using that hand sanitizer folks, and wonder why you're always sick.

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