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jon f mn

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Reporter asked a 100 year old lady the secret to her long life- "Just keep having birthdays", she said.
 
On my birthday several years ago, one of my wife's girlfriends gave me a rock with the engraved inscription, "At least you're not as old as this rock".

That gal never misses a chance to remind me that I graduated from high school the year she was born. Of course, I have to retaliate.
 
Hi, some years back I went to 50 yr grad reunion. I saw some kids I started grade one with. One girl said do you remember me? I do! I remember when you didn't have teeth. Ed Will Oliver B C
 
Have a friend that used to say, if I had known I was going to live this long I would of taken better care of myself! We are going out to lunch today with a friend who is 99, she said 2 years ago, if I would've known I was going to live this long I would of bought a new car!
 
It's relative, friend of mine passed away last year at 105. So most of us were young to him.
 
Hi, some years back I went to 50 yr grad reunion. I saw some kids I started grade one with. One girl said do you remember me? I do! I remember when you didn't have teeth. Ed Will Oliver B C
 
I went to my 50 year class reunion about 3 years ago, and several of the attendees were so old and wrinkled they did not recognize [b:aa36ac1836][size=18:aa36ac1836]me[/size:aa36ac1836][/b:aa36ac1836]. :oops:
 

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