Poofed?

Phil9N3667 · Nov 18, 2019

Did the "old cow" joke post get poofed?! Wouldn't surprise me!! I tried to tell it to my folks, but forgot the way it went!!

Bruce from Can. · Nov 18, 2019

The ladies chauffeur, while driving in the country, hits a old cow on the road. So the good woman instructed the chauffeur to do the right thing, and go to the farm house and report the incident to the farmer. So the chauffeur goes to the door, introducing himself as the chauffeur of the lady passenger in the car. At this point when you are telling the story, you insert the ladies name of your choice. He then announced that he had killed the old cow!! To which the farmer jumps from his chair and announces, that?s great news. I?ll get the bottle, and we?ll drink to your health. That should be innocuous enough to pass inspection, and not offend anyone, but still give you the jest of the story. It is old , and has been floating around since I can remember.

Married2Allis · Nov 19, 2019

Yep, that was basically how the joke went. Actually I had to clean it up a little! The version I heard involved the farmers daughter. I just inserted the name of a certain infamous lady (if you can call her that) who has been in the news lately and who you would NOT want to meet up with in a dark alley. lol

Traditional Farmer · Nov 19, 2019

Sort of like the old joke about the two politicians (you pick) hitting a skunk with their car.

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