You Just Might Be a REDNECK if...

Tim PloughNman Daley RIP · Feb 16, 2023

...If your vinyl record album and BETA movie collections have copies of DELIVERANCE, you just might be a REDNECK...

REDNECK WEDDING CAKE:

KENTUCKY HUNTING BIRD DOGS:

REDNECK CAMPER:

REDNECK BBQ GRILL:

HILLBILLY HORSESHOES:

DUCT TAPE - THE HANDYMAN'S SECRET WEAPON:

Remember, if your couch/sofa is next to your fire pit, you just might be a REDNECK - Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy.

Tim Daley(MI)

r.w.b. · Feb 16, 2023

or if you ever used a bungee cord to hold drivers side door closed when latch froze and you hooked it to passenger side door and let bungee cord double duty as a seat belt.
drove a kenworth k100 and in winter no matter what you did the latch would freeze. but drive it till cab warmed up n latch worked fine.

SweetFeet · Feb 16, 2023

dahlin · Feb 16, 2023

If you ever used a vice grip for a door handle

rrman61 · Feb 16, 2023

If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car-I know a guy who actually did that!lLol

rrlund · Feb 16, 2023

The woman with the toilet seat, and all of her relatives, live here in Michigan. Not to worry, she'll dress up in her ratty sweat pants and crocks before she goes to town.

Brent Zappe · Feb 16, 2023

I used to live in a big town. My job was a custodian for a school. When they found out where my house was you might be a red neck jokes ran on. I had a house that was built in 1912 with a gravel driveway. Three farm tractors, 3 pickup trucks and 4 old broken down sedan in the back. One car trailer, one camping trailer. When I went for a land scaping job with the school district. They told me that they did not want me. the reason was clear they were all worried. about their jobs they had, Then the red neck jokes started which I listen to again. I told them that was okay because the farm tractors I own where bigger than the ones they had for the school district. As I walked away, I then realized I knew how to farm all of those clowns did not know any of the facts I knew. When somebody tells you that you are a red neck take pride. The reason is clear you feed this country they only wished they did.

RBnSC · Feb 16, 2023

How about mowing your lawn and finding your High Crop tractor you forgot you had.
Ron

DeltaRed · Feb 16, 2023

You have to roll down the window to reach out and work the (outside) door latch to get out.

DeltaRed · Feb 16, 2023

Redneck and proud of it!!!

Hoofer B · Feb 16, 2023

if your home is mobile but your truck isnt...

flying belgian · Feb 16, 2023

Walmart?

Goose · Feb 16, 2023

If your daughter takes a siphon hose to Show and Tell.

rrlund · Feb 16, 2023

Wal Mart, Meijer, Pizza Hut, KFC, JC Penny..... they're not fussy. Come here, sit in a parking lot or go to a casual dining restaurant. Get a good image in your head, then go to Kentucky and do the same thing. You'll never insult the good people of the Commonwealth of Kentucky again. You're required to leave your dignity at the state line when you come here.

rrlund · Feb 16, 2023

I guess what you guys are calling redneck, I just call country. As far as I'm concerned, redneck and white trash are the same thing. Watch a few episodes of The Incredible Doctor Pol and see how many redneck white trash people where I live have pigs, chickens, goats and other barnyard animals in their house. That's redneck in my book. It's like some cartoon where the kids are filthy and acting like savages while the pet pig is sitting at the table eating with silverware.

Blksmok · Feb 16, 2023

..if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks
if your front porch collapses and it kills at least 3 dogs
you divorce your wife but she is still your cousin

DCM · Feb 16, 2023

or you have to bang the dash to get the radio to work, have done that.

Olyj1947 · Feb 16, 2023

the biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

ttown chuck · Feb 16, 2023

jeff foxworthy, the good old day tour is fri. 06/09/23 at firekeeper casino in battle creek mi. order your tickets now if you are smarter than a 5th grader

Buckhammer · Feb 16, 2023

The county north of me is called Montcalm County. The locals call it Montucky County.

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