Ralph 1111
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The Good Grandpa
A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa and his poorly
behaving 3 year-old grandson at every turn. It's obvious Gramps has
his hands full with the kid screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in
the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda.
Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice,
'Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy.' Another
outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say, 'It's okay, Albert, just a couple more
minutes and we'll be outta here -- hang in there.' At the
checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a
controlled voice is saying, 'Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get
upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert.'
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his
groceries and the boy into the car.
'You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in
there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and
no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying
things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you for his grandpa.'
'
Thanks, lady,' said Gramps, 'But I'm Albert -- the little
bass-tard's name is Stevie.'
A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa and his poorly
behaving 3 year-old grandson at every turn. It's obvious Gramps has
his hands full with the kid screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in
the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda.
Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice,
'Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy.' Another
outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say, 'It's okay, Albert, just a couple more
minutes and we'll be outta here -- hang in there.' At the
checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a
controlled voice is saying, 'Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get
upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert.'
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his
groceries and the boy into the car.
'You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in
there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and
no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying
things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you for his grandpa.'
'
Thanks, lady,' said Gramps, 'But I'm Albert -- the little
bass-tard's name is Stevie.'
