O/T: Another Walmart story

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde beings to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over... As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness. When to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter sees her and unplugs the horse.


Christopher

Another blond joke! lol.

Hmmmm. Were you thinking about anyone in particular since I am blonde and have horses?

As long as you wire them up with a switch close by, you probably won't have any problems. ;o)

hey nancy, how them new horses kruser and i dropped off for ya doing????? they seem to like sweet corn, field corn and soybeans. iffin ya need more horses, we can make another road trip!!!!

No, it's not meant personally. But here's another one just for you....

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000.00 Mercedes as collateral against a $5,000.00 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Mercedes into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000.00 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000.00?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Mercedes for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

FINALLY, a Smart Blonde joke!

Christopher

Some really weird people out there...
People of Wal mart

poor Nancy.............................(-:

Not a joke, just good business.

Yeah, I know and I didn"t take it personally either. Just saw it as an opportunity to rattle your chain a little.

Don't worry Nancy:
My wife used to be blond when I married her but now it's turning to more of a brown and gray (Guess she goes to Walmart too often).

Oh yeah, she used to have horses too till I met up the that glennster character!

good one.

Lotta good humor on here today and I don't mean ice cream! Still laughin' Dave

Lotta good humor on here today and I don't mean ice cream! Still laughin' Dave

A wren had delayed flying south for the winter with his kin for a variety of reasons. As a storm was approaching, he decided he needed to head south in haste.
Try as he might, he was unable to out fly the blizzard that had ensued and after several hours, he found himself with not other options but an immediate crash landing. He plowed into the edge of an overgrazed pasture and just as he was losing consciousness, a cow happened by and while not noticing the wren, left a substantial "deposit" right on his location.
Well, the wren thought to himself as he was losiung consciousness, "I have noone to blame but myself for my demise".
However, a remarkable thing happened. The "deposit" from the cow was in fact quite warm and the ferocious snow storm blew itself off in another direction and the wren's situation began to improve dramatically. So much so that, before long the wren could no longer contain his joy and began to sing at the top of his lungs.
As luck would have it, an opportunistic coyote happened to be nearby and heard the wren's singing and being unable to pass up an easy meal during winter, proceeded to the wren's location, snatched him out of his "situation", and took care of him in one quick snap of his jaws.

So, what can we learn from this?
#1- Just because someone craps on you, they are not necessarily an enemy.
#2 - And just because someone digs you out of some crap, they are not necessarily a friend.
#3 If you are warm, and happy, keep your freakin' mouth shut.

This blond wanted to become smarter so she dyed her hair brown. She was driving out in the country one day and noticed a fellow out in his pasture with a large flock of sheep. She wanter to impress him with her new found intellegence so she stopped, jumped over the fence and told him she could tell him exactly how many sheep he had.... for a prize. He told her he had just counted them and offered her choice of the sheep if she was correct. Quickly glancing over the flock she said there were 491 sheep. His jaw dropped to his chest and then told her , "That's exactly how many sheep I had counted." I'm a man of my word.... take your pick. Quickly she chose one and ambled of towards her car. The shepherd shouted," Mam, could I ask you a question?" "Sure", was her reply. "If I told you your original hair color, would you give me back my dog?"

Its all in fun, so I really don't mind. I laugh at the jokes, too, and don't take it personally.

Mt sister works at Wal-Mart. She told me the nuts really do come out at night.