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JR.Frye · May 19, 2010

I thought this board need'd a laugh:

This happen'd in a town close to where I live.

One of the local drunks was walking down main street dragging a log chain.
Now the city Cop stopped him and asked him why are you dragging the log chain.
The drunk replied: Will SIR, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUSH ONE

Anonymous-0 · May 19, 2010

The guy is right it's hare to push a chain. Brother got caught one time going the wrong way on a one way street. He told the cop I guess the party is over, cop says why. Brother says everyone is going home. stan

Ric Ks. · May 19, 2010

I think I heard that on HEE HAW back in the '70s.
It's funny the first time. :&)

J.Wondergem · May 19, 2010

When I was a kid we went to an auction sale. There was a drunk fellow there. He bid 20 bucks and got a donkey. when we went home he was on the side of the road with the donkey sitting down, had the rope in his hand, with his thumb out, trying to hitchhike a ride. We were laughing all the way home.

rbel · May 20, 2010

Copper stops a drunk going the wrong way on a one way street and asks didn't you see those arrows?, Drunk looked the copper right in the eye and said "arrows? I didn't even see the Indians"

Gene Stevens · May 20, 2010

Yes Oficer I saw the speed limit sign...I just didn't see you!

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