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Anonymous-0
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I don't worry what the other folks look like, because all the men are probably better-looking than me; and since I'm pretty well satisfied with my wife, I really don't care what the women look like.
Anonymous-0
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What do you think I look like?
You wouldn't want to see what I look like. I'm the ugliest man you could ever lay eyes on. I was so ugly at birth, my mother, bless her heart, carried me upside down for the first three days. She couldn't tell the top from the bottom. In fact, she thought I just had one eye. . .
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Zachary Hoyt
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Both my Farmall H and I could win third prize in an ugly contest.
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D.B. in Mi.
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Let me guess , it wasn't hazel or blue either,
glennster
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easy to see i'm the handsome one.......portly, but handsome!!!!!!!!!!!
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Paul N Texas
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I learned a long time ago not to try to picture a face with a voice... Many of the DJ's from the big radio stations in the 60's and 70's were NOTHING like they sounded!!! I see from time to time, it's still that way. The same with Ham Radio, the face never matches the voice... Kind of ruins the "picture" if you understand. I have been fortunate to be involved in some Slow Scan TV and Amateur TV with other Hams, so that cuts down the surprise factor a lot.
Me??? I'm bald, slightly rounding. Normally I have long hair, and a beard. Folks around here relate me to my long hair, and for years said they would like to see me shaved. A few years ago, I started letting them do that. I grow my hair, and we get donations for the Relay For Life. The highest contributor, gets to cut my hair, all the way to BALD. So, I may be handsome one day, and rough the next
Guess more of us could post a pic like Glennster did...
Me??? I'm bald, slightly rounding. Normally I have long hair, and a beard. Folks around here relate me to my long hair, and for years said they would like to see me shaved. A few years ago, I started letting them do that. I grow my hair, and we get donations for the Relay For Life. The highest contributor, gets to cut my hair, all the way to BALD. So, I may be handsome one day, and rough the next
Guess more of us could post a pic like Glennster did...
IOWA NORTHEAST
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What a sweet looking gall, in our parts, she would be considered ---smoking --- And to top that off she has no spittin tabaker stains on her tooth.
Can she belch the national anthem? Can she brake wind on comand? Has she married her brother yet? Can she pull a beer wagon without breaking a sweat? Is she afraid of anything she can't pick up and throw? Is she halter, saddle broke? Is there a rare chance she will turn ugly with age? Can she count to ten? or stomp her foot ten times? Is she house broke?
Please post her phone number if in she ain't hitched yet.
Can she belch the national anthem? Can she brake wind on comand? Has she married her brother yet? Can she pull a beer wagon without breaking a sweat? Is she afraid of anything she can't pick up and throw? Is she halter, saddle broke? Is there a rare chance she will turn ugly with age? Can she count to ten? or stomp her foot ten times? Is she house broke?
Please post her phone number if in she ain't hitched yet.
Br-7549 is her number she ain't very musical.
she is good at callin hogs,can count to ten ifen she can do the 10 little piggies thing.
She is the champion freash cow patty tosser in watchacollit county.
Ya don't have to command her to break wind, got that down pretty well herself
she was married for 20 seconds . she was carrin the groom through the church doorway, and banged his head so bad they couldn't sew it back on.
House broke ? she wasn't married long enough to have a broken home.
some guy named Larry almost married her, but she wouldn't take his name. Didn't like the idea they'd both be Larrys
The only real thing ya might say is she does have a bad feature. ya see one day while rasslin a wart hog it bit a big chunk out of her butt , good thing is if yer in front of her ya cant see around that far anyway.
Lookin forward to meet my new prospective brother in law !!
she is good at callin hogs,can count to ten ifen she can do the 10 little piggies thing.
She is the champion freash cow patty tosser in watchacollit county.
Ya don't have to command her to break wind, got that down pretty well herself
she was married for 20 seconds . she was carrin the groom through the church doorway, and banged his head so bad they couldn't sew it back on.
House broke ? she wasn't married long enough to have a broken home.
some guy named Larry almost married her, but she wouldn't take his name. Didn't like the idea they'd both be Larrys
The only real thing ya might say is she does have a bad feature. ya see one day while rasslin a wart hog it bit a big chunk out of her butt , good thing is if yer in front of her ya cant see around that far anyway.
Lookin forward to meet my new prospective brother in law !!
Anonymous-0
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Man, when I was a kid, I was so ugly my mom and dad wouldn't let me eat supper at the table with everyone else. They set me in the next room and fed me with a slingshot. Nights when mom fixed corn-on-the-cob were rough, let me tell you. And 90 MPH jellybeans at Eastertime weren't much fun, either.
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First off, I like your style!
Second, can she fetch a stick without being confused?
I'm also a thiking maybe your paw met my mom, cuzz my whole family looks just like yer sister. Mom bless her heart liked to party.
Maybe yo is my half brother and all.
So if you are, maybe you could give me enough money to marry my half sister>
In return, we will give ya the first child for payback.
Our family wears toght jeans, cuzz the town folks remark about out tight jean pool alot.
Maybe yo is jokin, but I'm sure not.
Second, can she fetch a stick without being confused?
I'm also a thiking maybe your paw met my mom, cuzz my whole family looks just like yer sister. Mom bless her heart liked to party.
Maybe yo is my half brother and all.
So if you are, maybe you could give me enough money to marry my half sister>
In return, we will give ya the first child for payback.
Our family wears toght jeans, cuzz the town folks remark about out tight jean pool alot.
Maybe yo is jokin, but I'm sure not.
Fetch a stick ??? Heck she can fetch a log 6" round and 10 ' long no problem! She gets so excited tho and won't give it back, just lays there and chews on it. ya try to get it and shell pick it up and run .
Fer as the first born, heck got too many now !! ifin I remember correctly 10 of these are hers.
Money iz out of the question now till we get the old still fixed. revenooers waz here just last week took to choppin on it with an ax.
Couldn't tell ya if My paw met yer ma or not, You part of the clan that lived cross the holler from possum creek ?
Ifn ya are better be get a better rifle . that one aint hit one of us in 20 years .
Fer as the first born, heck got too many now !! ifin I remember correctly 10 of these are hers.
Money iz out of the question now till we get the old still fixed. revenooers waz here just last week took to choppin on it with an ax.
Couldn't tell ya if My paw met yer ma or not, You part of the clan that lived cross the holler from possum creek ?
Ifn ya are better be get a better rifle . that one aint hit one of us in 20 years .
IOWA NORTHEAST
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Well, I must say I met my match when it comes to BS. You will be my idol from now on, bless your heart.
You mean you ain't commin??
Heck took me and my cousin an hour to get her in the rain barrel we waz going to pretty her up more jest fer you to see how nice she really iz
Her one legged kid iz looking under the couch fer the small piece Lye soap, ifen he can get the cat hair off it.
His wife ( the one legged kid) has went out to gather pine cones to make her a new necklace.
You sound like a nice rightly kind of a fella.
When I say yer not commin, she'll probably go on the warpath. Hope yer not one of the Henway clan across possum creek. Paws gun ain't fired in 20 years cauz she broke it when she accidently set on it . but is rightly good usin it as a pea shooter.
Heck took me and my cousin an hour to get her in the rain barrel we waz going to pretty her up more jest fer you to see how nice she really iz
Her one legged kid iz looking under the couch fer the small piece Lye soap, ifen he can get the cat hair off it.
His wife ( the one legged kid) has went out to gather pine cones to make her a new necklace.
You sound like a nice rightly kind of a fella.
When I say yer not commin, she'll probably go on the warpath. Hope yer not one of the Henway clan across possum creek. Paws gun ain't fired in 20 years cauz she broke it when she accidently set on it . but is rightly good usin it as a pea shooter.
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