The So. Dakota Department of Government offices claimed a small Rapid City farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an
agent out to investigate him.
SD Govt employee:
I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Farmer:
Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours everyday and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
SD Govt employee:
That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.
Farmer:
That would be me.
agent out to investigate him.
SD Govt employee:
I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Farmer:
Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours everyday and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
SD Govt employee:
That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.
Farmer:
That would be me.
