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Wall Street Banks merge to form new Super Bank. Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher[GREED]
"We'll show Congress who is too big to fail" says CEO
Huge bonuses paid to Executives to celebrate launch.

Australia now has 10 Universities of Policical Correctness. Professor Goldstein of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.

Baby conceived naturally,
Scientists stumped.

Japan announces they will no longer consume Whale meat as Whales are now extinct and the Scientific Research Fleet are unemployed.
Australian Government have told Japanese that Cane Toads taste like Whale meat.

Japanese Scientists have developed a Camera with such a fast shutter speed they can now photograph a Woman with her mouth shut.
 
I could believe everything in your post until I got to this:

Japanese Scientists have developed a Camera with such a fast shutter speed they can now photograph a Woman with her mouth shut.

No Way!!!!
 
Do you know why women knit?


It gives them something to think about while they're talking.
 
Hey Nancy,do you know why married women are heavier than single women?

Single women come home at night,look in the refrigerator,see what's there and go to bed.

Married women come home at night,look in the bedroom,see what's in there and go to the refrigerator.

There,I got even for you! LOL
 
Bendee,
As a Queenslander, I am outraged by your second last statement. WE DO NOT TASTE LIKE WHALE MEAT!!!!!!
 

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