o/t have never figured this out yet / joke

bobs old iron · Apr 22, 2011

i still have never figured this out, with all the t-v commercials about Easter, the bunny gets all the spot light about delivering the eggs of all kinds, painted,candy,etc. even chocolate Bunny's now to eat. that poor chicken get the bad deal of it all. he lays the eggs that everyone uses for decorations, hiding for the kids, etc. then what do we with the poor chicken that did all the hard labor for this. we thank her on the table after grace. lol

Dean · Apr 22, 2011

In New Zealand they "thank" the bunnies.

Dean
Easter In New Zealand

jamesinok · Apr 22, 2011

for some reason, the bunny gets a lot more fanfare than the LAMB

rrlund · Apr 22, 2011

Never found an old hen to be real cute and cuddly myself.

'Course then there's the sign that the neighbor had out on the highway advertising the rabbits he had for sale,"cuddly or nutritious".

Anonymous-0 · Apr 22, 2011

Had a visit from the cops and got a real bad chewing and almost fine for selling some kids that I was skinning and getting ready to eat the easterbunny............... That's when I came to the realization that folks were not the same and not everyone appreciated humor. After I told the same kids that it was Rudolf that was hanging in the garage and Santa only had a couple weeks to fing a replacement, I had another visit and decided it was time to hone my people skills. For some reason, I just can't get an edge on them.........

Dave

krm · Apr 22, 2011

I hope you left the S off the one laying the eggs?

Fordfarmer · Apr 22, 2011

How could they fine you over that??
Guess it's a good thing I live out in the sticks...
I'd be in trouble for the same kind of stuff.

Anonymous-0 · Apr 22, 2011

City limits, no butcher permit, didn't know the right folks.

1970-1655 · Apr 22, 2011

I have always wondered who was the first person to eat an egg. "Look what just came out of there. I think I will eat it and see if it is any good."

PJH · Apr 22, 2011

There's a cowboy poem about a ritzy woman who asked an old cowpoke about his favorite cut of meat. He let on that it was the tongue. She said, "Ewww, I couldn't eat anything out of an animal's mouth!"

He said, "Didja ever eat a egg?"

Paul

The Swanndri Guy · Apr 22, 2011

And the more the better!Makes for a good Kiwi Easter weekend.

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