Why Canadian Farmalls Start and Run Better

Posted by Bill in NC on March 09, 2005 at 08:37:17 from (24.172.3.146):

Got this today. It makes it easy to understand why Canadian
Farmall owners have it all figured out at getting Farmalls up and
running on cold days.

Temperature Conversion Chart

50°F (10°C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant
gardens.

40°F (4°C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians
sunbathe.

35°F (2°C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the
windows down.

32°F (0°C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

20°F (-7°C)- Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats.
Canadians throw on a T-shirt.

15°F (-9°C)- Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians
go swimming.

0°F (-18°C)- New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout before it gets cold.

-10°F (-23°C)- People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick
flagpoles.

-20°F (-29°C)- Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw
on a lightweight jacket.

-40°F (-40°C)- Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

-60°F (-51°C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts
begin selling cookies door to door.

-80°F (-62°C)- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.

-100°F (-73°C)- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173°F (-114°C)- Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated
when they can't thaw their kegs.

-297°F (-183°C)- Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460°F (-273°C)- ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start
saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500°F (-296°C)- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs
win the Stanley Cup

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