Re: Yodeling triva

Posted by buickanddeere on May 18, 2015 at 22:49:45 from (216.183.145.32):

In Reply to: Yodeling triva posted by Harvey2 on May 18, 2015 at 14:40:34:

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THE HISTORY OF YODELLING

Back in the olden days, a man was traveling through

Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and the

man had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse

and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that it would be all right, and that

he could sleep in the barn. The man went into the barn

to bed down and the farmer went back into the house.

The farmer's daughter came down from upstairs

and asked the farmer, "Who was that man

going into the barn?"

"That's some fellow traveling through," answered the farmer.

"He needed a place to stay for the night, so I said that

he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter then asked the farmer, "Did you

offer the man anything to eat?"

"Gee, no, I didn't," the farmer answered.

The daughter said, "Well, I'm going to take

him some food."

She went into the kitchen, prepared a plate of food and

then took it out to the barn. The daughter was in the

barn for an hour before returning to the house.

When she came back in, her clothes were all disheveled

and buttoned up wrong, and she had several strands of

straw tangled up in her long blonde hair.

She immediately went up the stairs to her bedroom

and went to sleep.

A little later, the farmer's wife came down and asked

the farmer why their daughter went to bed so early.

"I don't know," said the farmer. "I told a man that he could

sleep in the barn and our daughter took him some food."

"Oh," replied the wife. "Well, did you offer the man

anything to drink?"

"Umm, no, I didn't," said the farmer.

The wife then said, "I'm going to take something out

there for him to drink."

The wife went to the cellar, got a bottle of wine, then went

out to the barn. She did not return for over an hour,

and when she came back into the house, her clothes

were also messed up and she had straw twisted into

her blonde hair. She went straight up the stairs

and into bed.

The next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up

and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he

left the farm.

A few hours later, the daughter woke up and came rushing

downstairs. She went right out to the barn, only to find it empty. She

ran back into the house.

"Where's the man from the barn?" she eagerly

asked the farmer.

Her father answered, "He left several hours ago."

"What?" she cried. "He left without saying good bye?

After all we had together?

"What?" shouted the father. "He took advantage

of you?"

The farmer ran out into the front yard looking for the

man but by now the man was halfway up the side

of the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm gonna get you!

You took advantage of my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside,

cupped his hands next to his mouth and yelled out,



"I laid the old laDEE, too!"

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