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dbernie

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I just heard the funniest corn nematode radio commerial:
What would you do if you could catch a nematode:
I'd shove my boot up his little behind
I'd ring his little neck

They have about a dozen different guys sayin what they'd do,
Course then it goes on to talk about them bein microscopic, and so on
It was for Mycogen

Made me laugh :lol:
 
Nancy,
only reply on that one.
Thanks for not bootin me off the forum.
I won't even talk about what happened at the VA today,
other than to say we were trained to take BS,I guess.
Yep, the dog died, wife left, body's totalled, shoot-even hurts to pull my bibs on-guess that's what I miss the most,typical guy, wife helpin me get the bibs on.
Gotta keep laughin,can't take yer birthday.
NOT a suicidal thoght, but I'd druther died than put up with the pain n limitations I got now.
I ain't nuthin but a burden to taxpayers, and I was born to help everyone,
never ask for a hand, never do, but I just can't hardly help folks no more
--but I STILL manage to help folks on a daily basis.
I live a truly blessed life, I'd say more on that but don't want deleted.
Keyboarding this hurt bad enough, ain't a proof readin
Signin off for the moment.
Danny
 
BTW-
My dad is a world reknowned soybean geneticist,
I'm just Dumb*ssDanny
That's how I know what nematodes are.
Even in corn.
I aint' standin on my dadies strings. netither.
I just had to prove to myself I was a tough guy.
Youth and foolishness....
 
Just as I figgered
Couldn't count on my bakcup,
no matter where I go.
Thought ya'll better than that/
Prove me wrong, nothing can be said,
Just reply with a lol or whatever,
Or moderator boot me off here.
I still fly the flag on the farmstead.
Anyone else so worried about ther country
We're gettin scr#wed in the USA,
but we got it good too.

Care to chime in, or are you all a bunch of cyssnymatodes????
 
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