OT: Oh darn. What am I to do with ANOTHER $13 million?

dgasper

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This was in my inbox this morning. Need help finding ways to spend it when it comes in.


My names is Albert Bond, with National Security Agency/Central Security Service (NSA/CSS).

I need you to stand for me and receive an ELECTRONIC CODED TRUNK luggage which the scan result states the contents to be funds in $100 bill above ( $13million) being that am an officer in charge, i diverted the luggage to Marshall International Airport BWI with the help of a diplomat Edward Smith and decided to contact you to seek your assistance to stand and receive this funds as the beneficiary, i was able to make this possible because the diplomat who brought the consignment into USA could not defend the content and my findings shows that the funds are coming from middle east. It might be from all these corrupt politicians.

Can i trust you with the funds?

Get back to me with your response.

Mr. Albert Bond.
 
Talked to an India indian from Harbor Frieght customer service a few weeks back. His name was Brad Pitt. I asked him how Angelina was.
 
Your mistaken, the Brad Pitt from Harbor Freight is married to Arm Pitt. I think her maiden name was Arm Indajriss.
 
Is that Albert "mywordismy" Bond? If so, I can vouch for him- very dependable individual. Even if he is hysting 13 million bucks, and wants to make you an accomplice.
 
OK. To prove what an honest guy I am I have Fed Xed you a check for $6 million. All you have to do is cash the check and then go to Western Union and wire the pittance of $1 million back to me here in Nigeria. You get to keep $5 million for yourself once the check has cleared.
 

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