How to pick up chicks...

DownSouth · Sep 21, 2012

Zachary Hoyt · Sep 21, 2012

That looks to me more like "How to pick up a chick", as I can only see one.
Zach

Jason the Red · Sep 21, 2012

There should definately be more beer involved.

gtractorfan · Sep 21, 2012

When I was a kid it was never that easy (in neither case). For the feathery kind dad made a long wire hook to snag one of their legs.

Anonymous-0 · Sep 21, 2012

Sounds like that would work for the unfeathery ones too.

DownSouth · Sep 21, 2012

LOL rusted. Good point, but I think the wire would have to be a heavier gauge....else she'd get away!

Mark - IN. · Sep 21, 2012

In the safety meetings at work, they say keep the back straight and bend at the knees when lifting.

Mark

DownSouth · Sep 21, 2012

Yea, but stick men are exempt from those rules! Look closely, no hard hat. No back brace. No safety glasses. No nad protector cup. No gloves. No knee protection. No ear protection. No supervisor standing near by to yell at the chick picker upper telling him or her that it's being done wrong. No telephone on the wall with OSHA on speed dial. As for the chick..............well you get the idea!

mite-help · Sep 21, 2012

no---you had to wait until you snagged one that didn't wanna git away--lol

BDT in Minnesota · Sep 21, 2012

will they grow up to be old hens??

730 virgil · Sep 21, 2012

don't tell peta

Larry NEIL · Sep 22, 2012

You don't need to be handsome, or rippled with muscles, all you really need is lots and lots of MONEY!!!
Larry NEIL

60 acre hillside · Sep 22, 2012

I was riding around with my nephew and he saw a cute lady he had not seen for some time. He asked her,"Where have you been all of my life? That lline worked for him because he left with her phone number.

A couple days later I tried the same line, Her reply was,"let me see. For the first half of your life I was not born!"

Fergienewbee · Sep 22, 2012

For the un-feathered kind, a new puppy sure breaks the ice.

Larry

TGIN · Sep 22, 2012

Also missing the red phone with the union on super speed dial to call and complain that they want you to pickup more than 3 chicks per hour and you only get $35 a hour to do so !!

Earl Gray · Sep 22, 2012

Get a life!

rustcollector · Sep 22, 2012

Obviously, you did not pick up your chicks often enough or they would have been trained better. Just like a calf that you pick up every day for a year, you will be able to pick it up when it is a year old!

JF in MI · Sep 22, 2012

In my college fraternity days I had a pickup line that never failed to get the “chicks” to come home and into bed with me. Went something like this: “Excuse me miss, could you settle an argument with me and my friend? Do you think this rag smells like chloroform?”

JayinNY · Sep 22, 2012

Hahaha, I love that, the arrow pointing up!

TGIN · Sep 22, 2012

I got a life Earl and I dont need a union to tell me how to live it !! And no dues !!

ss55 · Sep 22, 2012

I don't think that's what "use protection" means now-a-days.

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