An old guy is in hospital, a young student nurse walks past and he shouts "Nursh nursh, are my testicles black? " The nurse says "Er, I don't know sir and I really don't think I am qualified to look" "Oh pleash nursh, find out for me will you ?" so she closes the curtains around the bed, pulls back the covers and carefully but nervously examines his man bits and says "Um well as far as I can tell things look OK to me "
"No no!" says the old guy, as he opens his bedside cabinet and retrieves his dentures from a plastic tumbler. He then fits his false teeth back in his mouth and says "Ah that's better, now let me try again. Nurse, are my test results back?"
"No no!" says the old guy, as he opens his bedside cabinet and retrieves his dentures from a plastic tumbler. He then fits his false teeth back in his mouth and says "Ah that's better, now let me try again. Nurse, are my test results back?"
