Lottery winner

Three friends put their money together and bought
a bunch of mega million lottery tickets. One was a
plumber, one was a school teacher and one was a
farmer.
As luck would have it, they hit the lottery for 30
million dollars after taxes that they split 3 ways
for 10 million each.
When interviewed by the local TV station, they
were each asked what effect their winnings would
have on their lives.
The plumber said "With 10 million dollars, I will
never crawl under a house or fix a nasty toilet
again. I'm moving to the beach and going to
retire"
The school teacher said: "I'm never going to have
to put up with those snotty nosed spoiled kids
again. I'm going to buy a house at the country
club and play golf everyday"
The farmer said: "Let's see..10 million
dollars...that means I can farm for ten or twelve
more years!"
 
No need for me to buy any lottery tickets....I have just had a proposal from a VERY wealthy multi- millionaire Nigerian princess!
Don't know how she got my email address, but she is in dire need of help and a few thousand should get her free from the people that have imprisoned her and then she is going to reward me with enough to keep me farming for my life time!
Think I should order a new tractor?
Sam
 
(quoted from post at 18:09:59 09/13/13) No need for me to buy any lottery tickets....I have just had a proposal from a VERY wealthy multi- millionaire Nigerian princess!
Don't know how she got my email address, but she is in dire need of help and a few thousand should get her free from the people that have imprisoned her and then she is going to reward me with enough to keep me farming for my life time!
Think I should order a new tractor?
Sam
Two! And a combine as well! ;)
 

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