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Irish Divorce.........

Goose

Goose

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The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law
Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

“What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my
wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!

This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

“Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ... she never got your e-mail!"
 
Yeah, perfect reason. I always call my wife the day I'm coming home and tell her to kick the boyfriend out cuz I'm coming home. She hasn't forgotten one time yet.
 
LOL!

If I travel without my other half, I always tell him to be sure she's gone before I get home... but to have her do some dishes and laundry before she leaves. :)
 
I always called him "the blanket man", brought his own blanket. Nevert could catch him, but I seen the blanket flyin outa the windar once!
 
I always call before I get home and She always

pretends to hold the phone down and says "everybody out". Gotta love a woman that considerate.
ROn
 
I always ask my wife when she'll be home so I can get the "dancin' girls" out before she gets here. She knows better.

Larry
 
Always good to call first. A guy my Dad knew years ago got home late one night, back a day or two early from a business trip, and simply opened the back door and went in. He made it about two steps before he was met with shots coming through the wall from the bedroom where his wife had been sleeping. Said he dived over the kitchen counters yelling at her that it was him and to stop shooting. He said from that point on he NEVER went home unexpectedly, especially if it was after dark and the wife might have been asleep.
 
John, the only people I know of that speak of Jody have spent time in prison. Is there something you need to tell us? LOL

Ron
 
LOL
No Ron
Luckily that is one place I have never been.

It might be a older deep south thing.
I do notice the younger generation (people my kids age; younger than 35) do not know who Jody is; but anybody my age around here knows what Jody means.

I know we have many words other parts of the country do not use (neutral ground is one of them) but did not know Jody was one of them.
 
Round here ( Michigan ) Jody is a military thing. Never heard any reference to prison. And Ya, my names Jody. "Jodys got your girl and gone". Wish I had a doller every time I heard that.
 
(quoted from post at 14:30:01 07/12/14) Jody is an Army thing, "ain't no use in looking back, Jody's got your Cadillac. All Army guys talked about Jody. Ellis
Click to expand...

Got a BIL named Jody.

Rick
 
A guy i work with had a buddy who was down on his luck. Let him stay awhile till he got back on his feet. Came home from work early and found his wife in bed with the guy. I dont think he ever got over it because he is one miserable sob to work around.
 
Jody was mentioned in just about every run song at USMC RD Parris Island. That Jody guy got around...
 
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