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Ellis Kinney · May 9, 2016

Yesterday I spent about 4 hours weed eating the bank along the road in front of the house. When I finished I went to the door and asked my bride to come look at my beautiful job. "Why don't you get your monkey butt in here and brag on my vacuuming" she said. She got me. Ellis

Janicholson · May 9, 2016

For my own sanity, I find out what she has been doing and provide positive feedback. Then, after a few minutes, I say my ditch job went well, and Leave it there. Jim

ditchwitch · May 9, 2016

HAHAHA, yep i think she did get you. Pretty good too. That was funny

Pair-a-dice farm · May 9, 2016

(quoted from post at 15:12:38 05/09/16) Yesterday I spent about 4 hours weed eating the bank along the road in front of the house. When I finished I went to the door and asked my bride to come look at my beautiful job. "Why don't you get your monkey butt in here and brag on my vacuuming" she said. She got me. Ellis

Yes but I bet she was a lot cleaner than you were. I can't run a weed eater without being covered in grass from the waist down.

Pair-a-dice farm · May 9, 2016

(quoted from post at 15:12:38 05/09/16) Yesterday I spent about 4 hours weed eating the bank along the road in front of the house. When I finished I went to the door and asked my bride to come look at my beautiful job. "Why don't you get your monkey butt in here and brag on my vacuuming" she said. She got me. Ellis

Yes but I bet she was a lot cleaner than you were. I can't run a weed eater without being covered in grass from the waist down.

Ted in NE-OH · May 9, 2016

Offer to exchange jobs with her.

old-9 · May 9, 2016

Yes , but unless the carpet had at least an eighth of an inch of dust/dirt, you could not tell where she started or stoped. But you, could see every weed missed! However don't tell her that!

Mike(NEOhio) · May 9, 2016

Usually after I do job 'A' what I get is "Why didn't you do 'B'."

farmerwithmutt · May 9, 2016

Working for a farmer his wife was raking hay I can't remember what she did but he made the mistake of teasing her about it. She and said fine cook your own dinner ! Bar had excellent noon meal.

JML755 · May 10, 2016

I was confronted with a similar situation couple of weekends ago. Wife was on a cleaning frenzy (she works FT) on her hands and knees cleaning the foyer ceramic tile. She commented about some spots of "glue" on the floor that she had to pick at to get off. She popped one up and I looked at it. It was sticky. I said "Tree sap". She said "huh?" I responded: "From Christmas when we had the tree in the foyer". She said "From that long ago?". I said "Not surprising, considering how often you clean around here". :lol: Never seen her jump up so fast and unleash a rash of four letter words at me. I made up for it by cooking her dinner.

Dr. Walt · May 11, 2016

JML755:

Open Mouth, Insert BOTH FEET !

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W_B · May 12, 2016

(quoted from post at 17:36:52 05/10/16) I was confronted with a similar situation couple of weekends ago. Wife was on a cleaning frenzy (she works FT) on her hands and knees cleaning the foyer ceramic tile. She commented about some spots of "glue" on the floor that she had to pick at to get off. She popped one up and I looked at it. It was sticky. I said "Tree sap". She said "huh?" I responded: "From Christmas when we had the tree in the foyer". She said "From that long ago?". I said "Not surprising, considering how often you clean around here". :lol: Never seen her jump up so fast and unleash a rash of four letter words at me. I made up for it by cooking her dinner.

Man, you are suicidal! I learned long ago to never go there.

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