O/T Write me in

: A "NEW" Write-in Presidential Candidate



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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the
official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don'need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our
many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They
will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If
you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president
nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the
40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check
positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If
convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for
your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A
bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and
ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll
ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and
each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and
every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you
better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.
Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot
in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!



Take Care

Farmer

LOL LOL You got my vote.

But you left out your name.

By the when SS started you could draw the minimum at age 70 even if you never paid in, my grandmother called it her Mad Money.
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Walt

Wish our special interest elected would get the message. I could donate to a couple different PAC groups, meaning NRA and NRLCA. I am a life member of National Rifle Assocition, and our rural mail carrier union is always looking for funds to feed the fat cats. WRONG< WRONG< WRONG. Our small voices are all but lost because of PACs screaming too loud. I am thinking of the As$hole tree huggers like PETA and Greenpeace/ for that reason I won't even give to what I believe in, BUT I do VOTE. DOUG

gotta agree on about everything you wrote except........
import tax ????????? 100% ?????
gotta remember imports & exports is what makes the world go round if every country did the same to the USA don"t think the economy could keep moving don"t think any counrty can be 100% self sufficient what every goverment has to do is drop the hammer on un-fair trading & dumping of products at below cost that ends up costing domestic jobs
also gotta remeber that there is a large number of american firms moving their production to countries where they work for very little $$$$$$

So why don't you run for U.S. Representative for your district instead of just talking about it?

Congress holds the purse-strings, not the President.