Funny jokes

Anonymous-0 · Oct 14, 2008

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs,

On the wall----Art.

In a hole---- Phil.

Behind a boat--- Skip.

In the water---- Bob.

In a pile of leaves---Russell.

In front of a door---Matt.

What do you call a woman standing on one leg,
ilene

Stockdale Dave · Oct 14, 2008

Asian woman with one leg

Irene

landlord7012 · Oct 14, 2008

twins in teh window - Curt 'n Rod

happydeere · Oct 14, 2008

guys get drunk at one of thier buddies bacholer parties they end up going golfing the bacholer ends up take a pitching wedge to his package they drive him to the hospital doctor says theyre goig to have to put it in a cast. bacholer says you dont understand my fiance is a virgin and im goig to need this tomorrow. doctor says hell be waiting another 6 weeks. so the guys emberresed doesnt say anything to anyone he gets married the next day theyre in the hotel that night wife pulls apart her top and ask you like these your the first man to ever see these. husband pulls down his trousers and says dont feed me that line woman myns still in the wrapper.

SKYBOW · Oct 14, 2008

A man who has both arms and both legs amputated but still plays 5 musical instruments at once.......Stump the Band

Anonymous-0 · Oct 14, 2008

In a hole is Doug

Beside the hole is Phil

No hole yet is Douglas

Can't remember some other ones. Dave

Mike (WA) · Oct 15, 2008

"Mrs. Smith, can Billy come play baseball with us?"

"Why, Johnny, you know Billy can't play baseball- he has no arms or legs."

"Well, we were thinkin' he can be second base. . ."

glennster · Oct 15, 2008

in the mail box.....bill

under the car....jack

Jeff-oh · Oct 16, 2008

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