INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NHL 5.0, CFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend: Cooking 3.0 and H ot Lin gerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Good one!

dave 2
The 3 things you have to do for a succesful mariage;

#1 When you get home on payday give your paycheck to your wife.

#2 Stay out of the kitchen,let her do the cooking.

#3 If she comes to bed in a romantic mood, dont turn her down.

steveormary

(quoted from post at 11:46:19 02/03/09) dave 2
The 3 things you have to do for a succesful mariage;

#1 When you get home on payday give your paycheck to your wife.

#2 Stay out of the kitchen,let her do the cooking.

#3 If she comes to bed in a romantic mood, dont turn her down.

steveormary

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OK FESS UP.............. that steveormary handle is too easy. Which piece is giving this advise?

Yup, your wife came home!

I need to figure out how to make #3 happen! My Wife 2.0 goes from eyes open to eyes shut in 6 seconds flat!

I've had similar problems with my Wife 2.0 program. I thought I was the only one....

Christopher

Just look at what she's crawling in bed with !
any sane woman would do the same .....

May be you can use Extreme make-over ////LOL

Not that's a good one - even I can understand the computer jargon!

CUTE! I'm copying and sending to my friends.

I had a wife one time but her husband came and got her. If I ever feel the urge to remarry, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house. rw

I had Wife 2.0 at one time. It got a programming glitch and became B*tch 8.5. I deleted the program altogether and reinstalled Bachelor 3.5 and the program has been running fine ever since.

ouch...