This is in today's classified ads. Not sure if the guy is serious or not - but it's amusing either way. Especially the part about him leaving it running for heat.
1983 Chevy Chevette $2500 Sarotoga, NY
runs great, 2 door, fresh tune up, things wrong: hasn't been on road since 1995, sitting outback of house, my dogs using it as a dog house, we keep the car running so he can use the heat in the winter, also some stray cats got in there and have a litter of kittens in the back, so they come with the car, birds have pecked away at the winsheild wipers over the years, so they will have to be replaced, frame is rotted and split in half, rag for gas gap, no passenger side seat, the dog ate it, oh, yeah, the miles is 149,000, but for what other a*scakes are asking for their junk, I'm right around asking price.
1983 Chevy Chevette $2500 Sarotoga, NY
runs great, 2 door, fresh tune up, things wrong: hasn't been on road since 1995, sitting outback of house, my dogs using it as a dog house, we keep the car running so he can use the heat in the winter, also some stray cats got in there and have a litter of kittens in the back, so they come with the car, birds have pecked away at the winsheild wipers over the years, so they will have to be replaced, frame is rotted and split in half, rag for gas gap, no passenger side seat, the dog ate it, oh, yeah, the miles is 149,000, but for what other a*scakes are asking for their junk, I'm right around asking price.