2 blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench, and one blonde asks the other: Which is farther away.... Florida or the moon? The other blonde - Hellooooooooooo, Can you see Florida?
A blonde pushes her BMW into a service station. She tells the mechanic it had died. After a few minutes, it was idling smoothly. She says, what's the story? Mechanic replies just crap in the carburator. She asks - How often do I have to do that?
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her politely for her drivers license. She replies in a huff - I wish you guys would get you act together. Just yesterday, you took my license away and then today you expect me to show it to you?
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side. "Yoo-Hoo" she shouts. How can I get to the other side? The other blonde shouts back - you ARE on the other side of the river.
That's all for now, and yes my wife is blonde fading to gray!
A blonde pushes her BMW into a service station. She tells the mechanic it had died. After a few minutes, it was idling smoothly. She says, what's the story? Mechanic replies just crap in the carburator. She asks - How often do I have to do that?
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her politely for her drivers license. She replies in a huff - I wish you guys would get you act together. Just yesterday, you took my license away and then today you expect me to show it to you?
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side. "Yoo-Hoo" she shouts. How can I get to the other side? The other blonde shouts back - you ARE on the other side of the river.
That's all for now, and yes my wife is blonde fading to gray!
