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Mark - IN.

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Just heard today, and liked it.

What's the difference between having guts and havings bawls? Having guts is getting home in the wee hours of the morning and being greeted by the miss' standing at the door holding her broom and asking her, "Cleanin house or getting ready to fly away?". And having bawls is getting home in the wee hours of the morning smelling of some other woman's perfume and being greeted by the miss' holding her broom, giving her a good pat on the rump and saying, "You're next".

Mark
 
(reply to post at 10:44:13 05/07/09)
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If you're coming home to your wife in the wee hours smelling of some other womans perfume,you deserve to be kicked in the bawls. No need of that stuff.
 
Friend of mine one time over partied on several occasions.

One night he came home trying to sneak in back door, had 5 steps to conquer before the porch after a couple feeble stabs trying to climb those steps, and making too much noise, the lil woman opened the door and said very discussedly , SOOoo!! drunk again!!

He said yep and me TOO!!

He woke in the kitchen with a bad headache ,but he didn't blame it on the skillet that was laying on the floor beside him
 
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