Anonymous-0
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Amy, a blond Texan city girl, marries a Rancher.
One morning on his way out to check on the cows he says to Amy. "The Artifical Insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above the cow's stall in the barn, You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So the Rancher leaves. After a while the AI man arrives and knocks on the door. Amy takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail she tells him. "This is the one- right here"
Very impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blond, the man asks "Tell me,how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"Thats simple, by the nail over the stall" Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks "What is the nail for?"
She turns to walk away and with complete confidence says
"I guess it's to hang your pants on".
One morning on his way out to check on the cows he says to Amy. "The Artifical Insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above the cow's stall in the barn, You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So the Rancher leaves. After a while the AI man arrives and knocks on the door. Amy takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail she tells him. "This is the one- right here"
Very impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blond, the man asks "Tell me,how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"Thats simple, by the nail over the stall" Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks "What is the nail for?"
She turns to walk away and with complete confidence says
"I guess it's to hang your pants on".
