It's how you say it.

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Nancy Howell · Apr 24, 2011

Those are funny.

Roy in UK · Apr 25, 2011

Many years ago my sister was walking down the lane with The Hereford bull we had at the time. A man who was walking his dog was coming up the other way and as he approached her he asked:
"What are you doing, taking him for a walk?"
"Oh no" she replied "I am going to put him into that grass field over there with those cows"
"Can"t your dad do that?" he said ( Well it must have looked rather alarming, a slim girl of about 16 with over half a ton of beef on the hoof in tow)
"Oh no" she replied, quick as a flash "It has to be the bull!"

Detmurds · Apr 25, 2011

I always crack up when I see that yellow and black sign in a residential neighborhood that says,

[size=18:e57ee42e46]"SLOW children at play"[/size:e57ee42e46]

Carlyle hoffman · Apr 25, 2011

WHAT'S up *DOC*, ----------BUGS BUNNY or QUESTION for your DOCTOR after EXAM.

RBnSC · Apr 25, 2011

We call them Tonyisms. Right after our marriage we ran into a friend of mine named Tony. In the middle of our conversation He looks up and says "Looks like it's going to rain or it ain't". My Wife and I looked at each other and had to agree.
Ron

Jim350 · Apr 25, 2011

And I have a "Blind" driveway near my house.

641Dave · Apr 25, 2011

Funny post, I don't care who you are!

NCWayne · Apr 25, 2011

Along the lines of the SLOW children at play I saw one some years back that was set up by a State road crew. It wasn't even arranged like the usual ones with SLOW on the first line and the rest of the wording under it. Instead it plainly stated in capital letters SLOW MEN and then in small letters under that it said working. What made it even funnier was that the sign described the sceen behind it to a T. Of the 6 SLOW MEN on the job 5 were leaning on shovels and the one actually working looked like he was doing so in slow motion. Never before, and not since, have I ever seen such a steriotypical crew of state employees.

NawlensGator · Apr 25, 2011

When I pass signs in towns that say "Speed Radar Controlled", I take my foor off the gas but the speed has yet to be controlled.

Mike M · Apr 25, 2011

No "THRU" Trucks.

Or as my uncle says, don't worry this is a "Chevy" truck not a Thru !

U.P. john · Apr 25, 2011

Up here in michigan, there are signs before some bridges that read, (bridge may be icy). They are up all year, and kind of funny seeing that when it's 90 degrees in august!

wolfman · Apr 25, 2011

When driving and see one of those signs that say DIP , I automatically say PLick.

Detmurds · Apr 25, 2011

I have seen a sign in front of a resident's yard that said, "FEEL DIRT WANTED"! .....I think he meant "fill dirt"!

It's how you say it.

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