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Down on the Farm Education 101

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Tom Windsor

03-24-2007 21:06:21




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I have noticed that you guys are awful serious on this site so I bring you the following:

My Grandsons were down here in the country last Saturday. A neighbor over the way has 25 or 30 Buffalo and my wife thought it would be a good idea for me to take them over to see them. I did. On the way back and in an adjacent pasture the guy has some long horn cattle. The oldest grandson hollered, "look at the bulls." I said, "All of them are not bulls. Just because they have horns does not make them bulls." He of course asked how to tell the difference and I said "the females have ....--known as utters and the males has a "..... " Well, that was the end of that till the next day, back home with his parents, Sunday, in one of those straight laced Presbyterian Churches in the big city when my oldest grandson proceeded to educate the whole church in the children's serman regarding his visit to his grandfather at which time he proceeded to explain the difference between bulls and female cows---grandaddy's version

TW

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russ hamm

03-25-2007 04:49:17




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 Re: Down on the Farm Education 101 in reply to Tom Windsor, 03-24-2007 21:06:21  
now thats priceless. thanks. :^D



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JayWalt

03-25-2007 04:39:17




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 Re: Down on the Farm Education 101 in reply to Tom Windsor, 03-24-2007 21:06:21  
good thing you gave him the family version. Some people believe in an honest straightforwad, proper termed appraoch, which can be a bit more awkward when they share with other people. I'm not sure how I'd go about it, thank god I dont got kids, hehe



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markloff

03-26-2007 16:19:18




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 Re: Down on the Farm Education 101 in reply to JayWalt, 03-25-2007 04:39:17  
Thank God I got kids! They've changed my life for the better. I wish I had 'em earlier. Of course you'll never believe anyone that tells you this until you have your own.

Mark



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Mike CA

03-24-2007 22:10:57




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 Re: Down on the Farm Education 101 in reply to Tom Windsor, 03-24-2007 21:06:21  
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Good stuff! Kids are great! My boys make me laugh every day! 6 (almost 7) and a precotious 2. The 2 year old goes crazy for tractors! Maybe he'll want to be a farmer? Who knows.



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georgeky

03-24-2007 21:25:03




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 Re: Down on the Farm Education 101 in reply to Tom Windsor, 03-24-2007 21:06:21  
Nothing like a good education.



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