O.T. -- snowplow humor

An eighteen-year-old boy that had spent his childhood growing up in Florida decided to come to Notre Dame to go to school, since they had such a wonderful athletic record. However, he was concerned about having to get around in the harsh winter weather, since he had no experience with such things in Florida.
His parents told him, “If you get stuck out in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow him. He will have plowed and salted the road and it will be as safe as possible.”
So when the first winter came, the lad was out running errands one Saturday when a bad lake-effect snowstorm came up. Sure enough, the roads started to get slippery and treacherous, and he remembered his parent’s advice. He waited until he saw a snowplow, and started to follow it. For hours he followed the snowplow, turning everywhere the snowplow did, and following him as closely as he dared.
Finally, after several hours of this, the snowplow driver stopped the rig, got out of the cab, and motioned for the young man to roll down his window. When he did, the snowplow driver yelled, “What in the world are you doing? Why are you following me like this?”
The young man replied, “Well, sir, I’m from Florida, and not used to driving in the snow. My parents told me that if I got stuck out in a snowstorm while driving, to wait for the first snowplow I saw and to follow him and I would be safe.”
After hearing this, the snowplow driver thought for a minute and said, “Well, suit yourself, but I’m done with the Meijer lot now, and I’m heading over to Wal-Mart.”

A lady we know (blonde) went to the WalMart. Because she likes to walk for exercise, she parked at far end of lot to get the long walk to the store. When she returned, she was approached by a group of folks in and old car and asked for her "bag". She says "just a minute until I empty it". She proceeds to put her purchases in the car and emties a Walmart bag and hands it to one of the people in the car. One of the people then gets out and starts to approach her at which time she realizes they want her purse. Fortunately she is able to quickly get into her car, lock the doors and drive off before they manage to rob her.

The Blonde and the Snowplow

One winter morning, a couple was listening to the radio over
breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
>snow
today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street,
so the snowplows can get through." The wife goes out and moves her car.
> > >
> > > A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
>announcer
> > says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
>your
> > car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get > > through." The wife goes out and moves her car again.
> > >
> > > The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
>announcer
> > says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must > > park..." Then the power goes out. The wife is very upset, and with a > > worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. > > Which side of the street
> > do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
> > >
> > > With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
> > married
> > to Blondes exhibit, the husband says..."Why don't you just leave it > > in the garage this time?"
> > >