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ShepFL

05-22-2005 17:36:49

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There was a tractor fanatic would go to tractor dealers and ask to test drive the newest tractors. Each time, the salesman at the dealer would first qualify the man's intent to actually buy a tractor and kick the fanatic out when they learned he would never be able to afford one.

Eventually, the man decided to give up his hobby since he could never find dealers willing to let him ride on them.

One day the ex-fanatic passed a brand new tractor dealer and noticed smoke coming out through the front doors. The store manager explained they had just put out a fire but a lot of smoke was still bellowing and ruining the showroom.

The ex-fanatic asked if he could ride one of the tractors if he quickly got rid of the smoke and the manager agreed. With one huge breath, the ex-fanatic inhaled all the smoke and exhaled it once he got out doors.

Amazed, the manager asked how the man was possibly able to accomplish such a feat and the man replied, "I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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farmallman

05-23-2005 16:12:01

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Re: Kinda cute tractor joke in reply to ShepFL, 05-22-2005 17:36:49

Sorry, I don"t get it.....

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OK-AL

05-22-2005 20:05:38

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Re: Kinda cute tractor joke in reply to ShepFL, 05-22-2005 17:36:49

Oooooh! That's so bad, it's good!!

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OK-AL

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