OT: Nebraska Tourism?

Maybe Alan and the Nebraska Cowman can fill us on the "endless possibilities" of Nebraska.

Wil

Even bad boys are just as good as they can be

Reminds me of that country up around Green River, Wyoming. Darned wind has blowed for so many millions of years, there is absolutely no topsoil at all and nothing grows. :>)

Allan

Even bad boys are just as good as they can be

Fact is, it is raining today. Now, who would have ever expected rain out here, especially in the springtime? :>)

The only thing I really dislike about this state is the taxes. You are taxed on air, sunshine and 'bout every other darned thing it takes just to stay alive. I fully expect to get a dun in the mail taxin' me for 1/4" of rain. :>(

Allan

Had a guy tell me yesterday that he was pretty sure he knew where my place was. Said he couldn't get there by any road, but he could see the red tractors by using his binoculars.

Told him, yep that's the place. :>)

Allan

Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know,
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he’s good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
“Taxes drove me to my doom!”
And when he’s gone, we won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance TAX,

Even bad boys are just as good as they can be

There are two Nebraskas. One on the east end of the state and then the never, never land out here.

If ya like sunflowers and prairie, this is the place to be. :>)

Yep, it is totally dull. Some of us like it that way.

Allan