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John N Mi

02-19-2008 09:42:57




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You are riding a galloping horse along a very high cliff to your right and if you fall off you will be killed. Behind you is a running lion. An elephant is running on your left at the same speed as you. What do you do ? Get off of the merry-go-round round, you are drunk.




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mj

02-22-2008 07:52:53




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 Re: well it's mechanical in reply to Lanse, 02-19-2008 09:42:57  

Nancy Howell said: (quoted from post at 14:46:05 02/19/08) No, its because some silly designers insist if we do, it'll will make us s*xy and irresistible when all it really does is make them rich. Personally, I wear what I like. I don't need some yahoo from France or NY or LA telling me how I should look or smell and I'll keep my money and spend it on another vintage tractor.

P.S. Here in Texas we have a saying "If you don't like the sight, don't look". If someone doesn't like the way I look, I don't give a hoot. There are only two voices that count in how I look - one is mine and the other is my hubby's.


Atta boy, girl! LONG LIVE TEXAS!

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Old Roy agiin

02-21-2008 21:48:11




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 Re: well it's mechanical in reply to John N Mi, 02-19-2008 09:42:57  
rrlund !!! If ur married and your wife sees this I'll send you 4 roses for your funeral !!! LOL



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Bendee

02-19-2008 15:21:55




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 Re: well it's mechanical in reply to John N Mi, 02-19-2008 09:42:57  
Keep riding because there is nothing in front.



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Nancy Howell

02-19-2008 12:46:05




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 Re: well it's mechanical in reply to John N Mi, 02-19-2008 09:42:57  
No, its because some silly designers insist if we do, it'll will make us s*xy and irresistible when all it really does is make them rich. Personally, I wear what I like. I don't need some yahoo from France or NY or LA telling me how I should look or smell and I'll keep my money and spend it on another vintage tractor.

P.S. Here in Texas we have a saying "If you don't like the sight, don't look". If someone doesn't like the way I look, I don't give a hoot. There are only two voices that count in how I look - one is mine and the other is my hubby's.

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rrlund

02-19-2008 10:27:47




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 Re: well it's mechanical in reply to John N Mi, 02-19-2008 09:42:57  
Wish I could repeat some that I heard on that show on the History Channel last night. A show about the history of comedy. Aw what the heck,here goes. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Cause they're ugly and they stink. I'm gonna catch it for that one ain't I?



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steveormary

02-19-2008 14:06:10




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 Re: well it's mechanical in reply to rrlund, 02-19-2008 10:27:47  
All them weomen due is spend YOUR beer money on the make up and such so they will look pretty for you. But then what was the beer for!!!??

steveormary



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