HeyFlogger

My hiney can take anything you can dish out. Oh by the way, I am not a female, Hooker refers to hooking to a tractor pull sled. You know how Flogger is with that stirring stick.

Hmmm, an old washed up has been? Is she really? Well maybe it's just time for her to switch brands. I'm sure that many an old jd "person" has gotten a new lease on life simply by switching to a RED tractor. Unfortunately the apple often doesn't fall far from the tree, and if you only knew her dad you'd understand why she's the way she is. I hear there's a couple of uncles as well that misguide her, and fill her head with green and yellow nonsense. I haven't actually seen her pull a tractor yet so I'm guessing she's on the fence in regards to brand. How bout it there jdchick?

And you ought to know better than to talk about my DADDY! He's the best tractor puller in the whole wide world, and even though you're jealous of that, and you know that there's no way that you're ever going to reach the top of the pulling mountain like he has, I'm not going to hold it against you. I know that everyone can't be perfect like he is. It sure is hard trying to find a man to match up to him though!

As for the uncles, well, they are basically on the right track, even if they are about half a bubble off plumb some of the time. I worry about one of them more than the other though, since I think has to put up with a lot more b.s. through the day than his brother does.

I was planning on winning a class sat night just to impress you. When you didn't show up I just thought to myself, to heck with it. Don't know about this "Happy Hooker" person. Sounds like one of those yankee women my mother warns me about. I know how you grits [ girls raised in the south ] are when somebody talks bad about your daddy, but if I know Mr jdrooster/elder he's probably reared back, reading this and lhao.

Hey WILDMAN are you sure you want to get involved in this?

That was nice of you not to show off too much since I was not able to make it on Saturday. There were a few of my kith and kin there, though, so you know I'd have heard all about your exploits.

But I just have to wonder: Is that just a bad excuse to cover for the fact that you're upset that instead of getting a real pulling tractor, you had to get a red one? Hehehehehe