Attn LA pulling team and WILDMAN

Now I've never complained about pulling my stock M against a "Ringer" A. I even looked the other way when yall wired up that electric fence charger to your coil to fire that exotic fuel. I can deal with that, but yall had to sic this sharp-tongued, smart-alecky jdchick on me. Now that's dirty pool if I ever heard of it. I'm so busy looking over my shoulder for her that I don't have time to mess with anybody else, and that's a real tragedy. Now you've got her mother giving me warnings. Were you fellers pro wrasslers before you took up tractor pulling? I'll bet yall could show the WWF a trick or 2. Well then, maybe we'll get a chance to knock heads again at this up-coming Oakboro "Smackdown".

Now WILDMAN I've been thinking about this thing and I've about decided that if we're gonna be able to compete at this level, we're gonna have to come up with some kind of ihbabe gimmick of our own. I'm thinking along the lines of a Daisy Duke type, but with a little mean streak thrown in. I don't think it will be possible to offer any kind of a salary just yet, but I'm sure there would be money making opportunities such as posing for tractor calenders, public appearances, bachelor parties, etc, etc. And if you agree I think a 3 way split of whatever she takes in would be fair. If time permits maybe we can interview some applicants at the "Smackdown". See you there!

Would you mind telling the hen that I'm wishing her a happy birthday... Always kinda wondered why such an attractive, young looking lady like her would have married a man so much older. Figured you must be one of her dad's old army buddies.

Anyhow, all of the family bleeds JD green now!

Just wondering if you'd been down to your grandaddy's barn lately and looked at that little C farmall? I'll just bet if somebody took your picture sitting on it they'd put it on the cover of the Fastline. Just in case you don't know what the Fastline is, it DOESN'T have a centerfold, but I might still buy an extra copy or 2.