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LUMPY42

08-25-2003 10:26:05

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I address this to the Arkansas gang, especially those who will be attending the Batesville pull.

In recent weeks the Fatlady has had some minor plastic surgery to remove some wrinkles on her backside. The bandages are off but no makeup has been applied as yet.

More importantly, she has had her "choppers" worked on to correct an under bite. So be careful what you give her to chew on.

But the secret is out. The heart and soul of the Fatlady team is the spotter. Keep him away from the track. I was informed he may have allergic reactions to meat products. So when the Fatlady starts clearing her throat, someone might get him (the spotter) a double cheeseburger with fries and see if that will put him out of commission for an hour or so.
Good luck...LUMPY

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Eddie Haskell

08-25-2003 12:39:51

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Re: A Fatlady Update in reply to LUMPY42, 08-25-2003 10:26:05

The only way the Fat Lady won the 10,000 in New Albany was that the "highly trained spotter" directed the tractor over on the side of the track across the white line where nobody else had pulled, we all tried to stay between the lines.

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LUMPY42

08-25-2003 16:38:19

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Re: Re: A Fatlady Update in reply to Eddie Haskell, 08-25-2003 12:39:51

The spotter had nothing to do with the 10,000 pull at New Albany. That "junkie" track sucked so bad that the Fat Lady just got caught up in the vacuum...LUMPY42

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Eddie Haskell

08-25-2003 18:13:21

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Re: Re: Re: A Fatlady Update in reply to LUMPY42, 08-25-2003 16:38:19

I believe the Fat Lady saw that storm coming and tried to get as far away as possible. As far as that spotter goes, he sure is one ugly human being.

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LUMPY42

08-25-2003 18:49:07

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Re: Re: Re: Re: A Fatlady Update in reply to Eddie Haskell, 08-25-2003 18:13:21

Actually we forgot to turn off our infrared tract sensors and the Fatlady was simply "looking" for anything that resembled a tract.

You can tell the spotter how ugly he is when we get to Batesville, assuming you'll be there.
LUMPY

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Krouthead

08-25-2003 11:24:54

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Re: A Fatlady Update in reply to LUMPY42, 08-25-2003 10:26:05

I wander if he would rather have a wiener with some red relish, mustard and Krout?
The fat lady does sing well,but sometimes she gets showed the door.
See ya'all at Batesville,I just hope the track is worth 2 ...cents.Or we will all be whinin'

LOL
Krout

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