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glennster

02-07-2007 09:04:59




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moose walks into a bar with booster cables wrapped around his antlers.

Bar keep comes over & says to him

"Look Buddy....I'm not sure what the deal is with the long face but you'd better not be starting anything in here...."




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Mike (WA)

02-08-2007 08:49:34




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 Re: joke for the day in reply to glennster, 02-07-2007 09:04:59  
Guy walks into a bar, leading an alligator. He asks the barkeep, "Do you serve lawyers in here?" Barkeep says he serves everybody. Guy says, "Great- I'll have a Scotch, and bring a lawyer for my gator."

Duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. Barkeep is suspicious, and asks, "You got any money?" Duck replies, "Nah, just put it on my bill."



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2x4

02-07-2007 23:41:15




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 Re: joke for the day in reply to glennster, 02-07-2007 09:04:59  
what did the fish say when it hit its head against the wall? DAM!!!



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37 chief

02-07-2007 17:06:30




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 Re: joke for the day in reply to glennster, 02-07-2007 09:04:59  
Three people about to graduate from the FBI acadamy they are told there is one more test to see if they can follow directions. Go in the room in front of you . You will see your wife sitting in a chair. You will take this gun, and shoot her. (gun has blankes, but they don't know it) First guy comes out, says I just can't shoot my wife. Next guy comes out says I can't shoot my wife either. Last guy goes in. You here bang. bang. bang, bang, bang, bang. Then they hear a lot of crashing, and screaming. Guy comes out and says: some sob put blankes in the gun, and I had to beat her to death with a chair.

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IRONSALES

02-07-2007 11:06:00




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 Re: joke for the day in reply to glennster, 02-07-2007 09:04:59  
2 PIECES OF STRING WALK INTO A BAR, BAR TENDER COMES OVER AND SAYS "WE DON'T SERVE STRING IN HERE", THEY SAY "OK" AND THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM, ON STRING PULLS OUT A COMB AND FLUFFS HIS HAIR AND GOES BACK TO THE BAR AND ASK FOR A DRINK, BARTENDERS SAYS "AREN'T YOU A PIECE OF STRING", STRING SAYS "NO SIR "I'M A FRYED KNOT"



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mj

02-07-2007 16:08:05




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 Re: joke for the day in reply to IRONSALES, 02-07-2007 11:06:00  
A guy walks into a psychiatric office with a duck on his head. The psychiatrist asks, "May I help you, sir?" and the duck says "Yeah, get this man off my arse,".



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Dave H (MI)

02-07-2007 10:21:31




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 Re: joke for the day in reply to glennster, 02-07-2007 09:04:59  
I have always liked the jokes guys tell on here. Thanks!



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SKYBOW

02-09-2007 00:33:03




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 Re: joke for the day in reply to Dave H (MI), 02-07-2007 10:21:31  
3 bar jokes..
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
a mad cow sitting at the bar with a beer in its hand. snarles,"I said Hay bartender!.'
a baby fur seal walks into a club.....



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