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Politicians--- an Australian view.

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Bendee

05-22-2008 06:27:37




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Two Crockodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said."I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me, We're the same age, we were the same size as kids, I just don't get it.
"Well" said the big Crock "What have you been eating."
"Politicans,same as you."replied the small Crock.
"Hmmm well,where do you catch them."
"Down the other side of the swamp,near the parking lot by Parliament House."
"Same here, hmmm, how do you catch them."
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the door, then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh@# out of them and eat 'em."
"Ah." says the big Crock "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment, see, by the time you finish shaking the sh@# out of a Politician there's nothing left but an Assh@#@ and a briefcase."

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Joe from MN.

05-22-2008 06:37:30




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 Re: Politicians--- an Australian view. in reply to Bendee, 05-22-2008 06:27:37  
YOU SURE GOT THAT RIGHT --- POLITICIAN'S WILL SAY AND DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO OFFICE -- THEN THEY DO AS THEY WANT -- AND NOT WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED --- MOST ARE ATTORNEYS WHO KNOW HOW TO CHEAT FOLKS -- BUT NOTHING IS 100% -- THERE ARE A FEW GOOD ONES -- YA JUST HAVE TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE --

THIS FELLOW IN A BAR YELLED OUT (( ALL ATTORNEYS ARE A$$ HOLES )) THE FELLOW ON THE OTHER END SAID (( I RESENT THAT )) THE GUY ASKED (( ARE YOU AN ATTORNEY ? )) "NO" HE SAID -- I'M AN A$$ HOLE ..... ..

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