Posted by CGID on January 19, 2014 at 16:03:50 from (97.121.19.197):
In Reply to: Corny joke posted by rrlund on January 19, 2014 at 10:05:32:
I was involved in research feeding dolphins various foods while measuring their growth rates. Dolphins are known to jump out of the water and snag a sea-gull every once in a while so we fed some of them pure sea-gull meat. It was discovered that on this diet, they would grow to maturity very fast and then seem to live forever. I was coming back to the lab from the beach after I had caught a gunny sack full of gulls, when I encountered a lion asleep on the walk-way. I very carefully stepped over the lion, and then police jumped out from behind some bushes and I was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
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