Posted by prawn farmer on May 23, 2014 at 07:23:34 from (69.160.179.214):
In Reply to: OT Kibitzer Rant posted by John T on May 23, 2014 at 06:04:39:
Quick ideas to discourage the geriatric peanut gallery: 1. Bait & switch: raise your hood, leave a fire extinguisher by the front bumper and walk off. 2. Bring out a CD player and play Chinese music or maybe Debbie Boone singing "You Light Up my Life" non-stop. 3. Critique their lawn chairs and mention amazing how they all seem to be of a feminine design. Repeat every 10 minutes. 4. Mention that some of the wives are looking for recruits to take up ball room or line dancing lessons and that maybe they should lay low somewhere else. 5.Everytime they show up to "visit", plug in an electronic bird repeller and tell them it is effective on misquitos, too. 6. If all else fails, ask them about how their love life is.
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