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Posted by Jim Broughton on January 17, 2007 at 16:35:33 from (4.243.6.157):
In Reply to: OT: Joke Sure fits !! posted by Keith-OR on January 17, 2007 at 16:01:36:
Keith, Sure a good joke...hey I've gotta tell you what I heard at Wal-Mart before Christmas. Guy comes up to the check stand across from me with a shopping cart with a bag of Purina dog chow in it.Lady behind him says oh, you got food for your dog? Nope, says the guy.She says Maybe for a friend or relative? Nope,he says, it's for me! He says haven't you heard of the Purina diet? She says no..He says I lost over twenty pounds on that diet before I went to the hospital. He says it's very nutritious,full of vitamins,minerals and such. You just put a handful in your pocket or purse, and when hunger strikes, just pop a few in your mouth and it will satisfy your hunger. She says, did your "diet" have anything to do with your hospital stay? Oh no, he says, I don't think so...you see, I was sitting in the middle of the street, licking my privates, when a car ran over me!! Enjoy, Jim B. in Oregon
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