Posted by Lanse on August 22, 2008 at 18:08:40 from (64.12.117.74):
Its a little slow here tonight, so i guess i'll say something:
> Good Ole Boy > > > > A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long > > flight. The lawyer is thinking that rednecks are so dumb that > > he could get one over on them easy... > > > > So the lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The > > redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely > > declines and tries to catch a few winks. > > > > The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you > > a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; > > you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. > > > > This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, > > agrees to play the game. > > > > The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from > > the Earth to the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in > > his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. > > Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a > > hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' > > > > The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the > > airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He > > sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. > > > > After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the > > redneck and hands him $500. > > The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep. > > > > The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the > > redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs > > and comes down with four?' > > > > > > The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back > > to sleep. > > > > Don't mess with us rednecks. >
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